Anyone else remember the “Saturday Night Live” skit called “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey”? Or am I totally dating myself here?
Today I am sharing some of my totally random “deep” thoughts. And trust me when I say they are random. Actually, I am kind of embarrassed to admit that these are a few of the silly ridiculous “issues” that I have been curious about (or have been bugging me) for quite some time.
Don’t judge.
Actually, maybe some of you can relate?
For example:
1. Why do female news anchors here in the Northeast continue to wear short sleeves and sleeveless dresses on air in the winter? Yes, I know they just want to show off those sculpted biceps (and other, ahem, assets), but do they not realize how utterly ridiculous they look when they are talking about the “Arctic vortex” yet look like they’re about to head off to a summer BBQ?
2. Lots of celebrities change their names once they hit it big (see Pink, Fergie, Reese Witherspoon, etc.). Now here’s my question. Does Josh Duhamel call his wife “Fergie”? Or “Stacy?” Does Carey Hart say, “Oh, Pink, what’s for dinner?” Or does he refer to her as “Alecia”? Doesn’t it get confusing? Yes, this is not exactly earth-shattering stuff here but this is just one of those things that I have always wondered about. Obviously I have way too much free time on my hands.
3. Why, oh why, can’t women’s jeans be more like kids’ jeans? Seriously, wouldn’t you love to have a pair of jeans with those adjustable tabs hidden in the waistband? No one would ever know!
As someone whose waist-hips-thighs ratio is not exactly uniform (and I know I’m not the only one with this problem), this would be such a tremendous help! Every time I find a pair that fits my thighs, the waist is too big, and vice versa. Imagine if all I had to was pull a tab to adjust the waist so the jeans fit like a glove? It’s genius! No need for a belt … and no more flashing your undies every time you bend down. Hallelujah!
Are you listening, Mr. Levi?
What are some of your “deep” thoughts?
Nikki says
I FEEL YA with the waist/hips. Curves don’t go well with jeans!
Kelly says
Omg!! I laughed so hard! I too wonder why the women meteorologist always look like a Miss America contestants ? I keep waiting for the bikini portion the next time we have rain!